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late
night
in
infomercial
hell
it is two o'clock in the morning
I can't sleep
all I can do is lie awake
and stare at the ceiling
counting sheep...
or moose...
or is it mooses?
or meese?
anyway...
I turn on the tv
& what do I find?
beavis & butthead
I HATE beavis & butthead
heh-heh heh-heh
shut the hell up!
I hit the remote and...
oh my god
I'm so surprised
it's the psychic friends network
& I wonder
do the psychics tell these celebrities
how their stars have fallen?
so I click again...
STOP THE INSANITY!!!
how can a woman with hair like that
tell me to "stop the insanity"
so, I turn on the radio
& it's nirvana
reminding us that
Kurt Cobain is still dead
it is three o'clock in the morning
& I still can't sleep